The Mooses from Nar
and home theater setup
I am going to share a
special secret with you. There are alien Mooses among us. They started
coming here last year and made contact with me. They are very friendly
mooses who are highly advanced with great technical skills. They are
able to travel from their home world (the planet Nar) to our planet in
just under three Earth hours. This is an amazing feat considering that
Nar is 848,218.63 light years from Earth.
planet Nar is the alien mooses’ home world. Nar is located in the
Adirolf Star System. There are three planets in this system, Gar,
Nar, and Zoltar. Nar is the second planet from their sun. The Narian
Mooses have highly developed intellects, and have had personal computers
for over three hundred years. They had not, however, invented anything
yet. When they found out
that I had invented
they made immediate contact with me because they were in great need of
my wonderful new invention.
this past spring, Narian Star Freighters have been calling at our planet
regularly, and taking large quantities of
back to Nar and the other planets in the Adirolf System. The Mooses on
Gar and Zoltar have become so dependent on
from Nar, that Narian Mooses now hold the most important political
positions on the Adirolf System High Council. As a matter of fact,
Mordak Moose, the Wizard of Nar, was recently chosen to be the Ultimate
Grand Wizard of the High Council. You can see why the Narian Mooses love
must keep this information secret. Disclosure could result in the Narian
Mooses having to take over Earth, which wouldn’t be so awfully terrible.
I will keep you updated on the progress of
and our relationship with the Mooses from Nar. Stay tuned to this
website for further information. Be one with the moose.